Anyone who doubts the existence of entropy has clearly never tried to stage a combined Buffyverse lecture/martial arts demonstration in midtown Manhattan on a Thursday evening. There must be some offshoot of that most fundamental law of physics that dictates an increasing degree of disorder the closer one gets to that midtown area. (Gratuitous side note: we specifically curse NYC's stupid new traffic rules that forbid both left AND right turns along most of 34th Street. A pox upon
Mayor Bloomberg whoever is responsible for this.) This in turn greatly lessens how much "work" can be done -- in this case, how much progress can be made in what would normally be a simple task: unloading a bunch of wrestling mats and weaponry at the CUNY Graduate Center. We eventually prevailed, but only by bringing in an enormous infusion of extra energy in the form of a couple of dedicated -- and strong -- guys from my dojo (thanks Jordan and Dave!). The folks who run CUNY's fantastic Science and the Arts program fight off this powerful, constantly encroaching entropy on a daily basis to bring the NYC populace all kinds of fascinating, fun science-related events. I bow my head in deference to their tireless outreach efforts, because just pulling off a single event completely wiped me out.
Last night's event was the culmination of almost a year of discussion and planning. Following up on the great time we had showcasing martial arts physics last summer as part of CUNY's First-Ever Amazing Science Street Fair, I put together a lecture based on one of the chapters of my new book, The Physics of the Buffyverse, which details some of the underlying basic physics principles of the most common martial arts techniques seen in the TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff, Angel. Sure, I showed a few clips of fight scenes from the shows -- always a crowd-pleasing approach in pop-culture physics -- but there's really no substitute for live-action violence. So several instructors and students from my former Brooklyn dojo showed up (voluntarily!) to help me demonstrate punches, spinning kicks, breakfalls, fighting stances, and a few crowd-pleasing judo throws, under the watchful eye of Sensei Jordan Dos Santos, who coordinated that aspect of the event. The crowds at both shows were terrific, very engaged, asked thoughtful, probing questions afterwards, and a couple brave souls even attempted a basic hip throw. And oh yeah, we sold a few books, too, because I have no shame. And a mortgage. (Jen-Luc Piquant extends her most gracious "Merci beaucoups" to everyone who bought copies, as it helps her maintain her pixelated perfection.)
So we fought entropy and won... temporarily. I'm sure disorder is creeping back towards the Graduate Center even as I type, because entropy always wins in the end. Let's face it, the laws of physics can be a bit of a buzzkill at times: just think of all the nifty things we could do without all those annoying little insurmountable constraints imposed by entropy. Or energy conservation. Or gravity. On the other hand, scientists continually amaze me with the ingenious ways they find to work around those fundamental constraints, time and time again. Most modern technology -- including the infamous "Moore's Law" in the semiconductor industry, which has yet to reach a fundamental limit, despite decades of warnings -- is the result of scientists refusing to give up in the face of tough obstacles. They don't break the laws of physics, mind you; they work within those "boundary conditions" to find loopholes and come up with clever ways to exploit them.
One has to strike a very fine balance between recognizing what the physical realities are in science and working within those inherent limitations, and refusing to accept the status quo in favor of pursuing innovation and potentially revolutionary breakthroughs. Where would science be if its practitioners weren't constantly pushing the envelope? Yet not all things are possible; those limitations are real. The trick is knowing where you can push, and where you must simply accept reality as it is.
Believe it or not, this has a tie-in to Buffy... and to me. As a woman in the martial arts who trained for seven years in a predominantly male dojo, I had to deal with some very real physical limitations on a daily basis. Invariably, I found myself paired with (or against) someone bigger and stronger -- sometimes MUCH bigger and stronger -- and I literally got my ass kicked more times than I care to remember. I had to learn those inescapable realities and work within my own physical constraints. But there was still room for innovation, for pushing the envelope here and there along the road to becoming a better fighter. And there were some "realities" I found I didn't have to blithely accept, in the form of cultural stereotypes about what girls can, and cannot, do.
There's a popular saying in martial arts circles: "All things being equal, the bigger stronger person will win." As I pointed out in my lecture last night, there's some scientific merit to this statement, because mass is a major part of the equation when it comes to the physics of the fight. Good technique can help a little; I quickly learned lots of little "tricks" to involve even a small amount of additional body mass in my techniques to make them more effective, and for two years prior to my black belt test, I packed on an extra 30 pounds of (mostly) muscle. Not only did I have more weight to throw around, but I could take the hits much better, with a lower risk of injury -- a key factor to consider when you're training full-contact four nights a week.
But sooner or later, we all hit the limit of what our particular "system" (body type) allows us to do. And if we accept that statement about the bigger, stronger person being predetermined to win a fight, why bother training at all? Why not just give up? After all, there will always be somebody bigger and stronger, somewhere, no matter what your size -- unless you're, say, Andre the Giant. That's where Buffy comes in. She's tiny -- very little body mass -- and while the premise of the series is that she has super powers ("Slayer strength") in the form of extra mystical energy (I would like some of that, please!), this only gives her an advantage over mere mortals. The demons she fights have their own super powers, and are usually bigger and stronger. And yet over and over again, she wins.
She wins in part because, well, it's a TV show, and she's the title character. You can't have Buffy the Vampire Slayer without Buffy (although this didn't keep her from dying... twice). But there's more to it than that. She's also trained hard in the martial arts, perfecting her techniques, learning how to get the most bang for her buck, given what she has to work with. But she also realizes, thanks to her practical combat experience, that all things are never equal. She knows she always has a chance -- not necessarily a good chance, but a chance, nonetheless.
See, that statement about bigger and stronger opponents is true, as far as it goes, but it assumes a carefully controlled environment that severely restricts the variables. Specifically, it considers how much force an opponent can generate to be the sole means of determining the outcome of a fight. That just isn't the case. It's undeniably a major factor: I can say, from personal experience, that being kicked into a wall and bouncing off again instills tremendous respect for the advantages of superior size. However, I prefer a less defeatist attitude. By all means, we must acknowledge that yes, size matters, but we also need to recognize that it's far from being the whole story. The "real world" (and, clearly, the Buffyverse) is a messy, uncontrolled environment, and there are all kinds of tiny variables that can change the outcome of a fight in a split second. A fight will not play out in reality the way it would in a laboratory simulation.
There's another reason I prefer my version of the "size matters" argument: it's almost always cited by male martial artists as the primary reason why women aren't as "good" at fighting as the men. I was fortunate to train with some terrific guys who always assured me I could succeed, without ever sugar-coating the reality of superior size and strength. One of my instructors memorably told me, early on, "It's not enough to be as good as the men. You have to be better." On the surface, this would seem to be a double standard, but that really wasn't his point. He was a smaller guy. He had to be technically better than the big guys as well. What he was saying was this: the real world isn't fair. There are some undeniable physical realities that a woman (or smaller man) must contend with in a dojo environment, and when size and strength are lacking, superior technique must step in to make up the difference. The deck is stacked to favor size and strength. That doesn't mean a smaller person can't beat a larger one out on the "da street." (Here's just two things missing in the dojo: genuine surprise, and very real pain.)
This should resonate not just with women in the martial arts, but women in physics, or women in NASCAR, or women in any traditionally male-dominated field, because, frankly, the same kind of "innate ability" argument is used in every such arena as a rationale for why more women can't or don't succeed in those fields. Even the success stories are generally viewed with winking condescension.
One of my (many) favorite scenes in Buffy occurs in Season 5, where she is forced to perform a series of pointless tests by the Watcher's Council -- from which she parted ways two seasons earlier -- in exchange for crucial information about her nemesis du jour, the exiled hellgod named Glory. None of the tests favor Buffy's particular, unique strengths; rather, they are designed around an established, traditional criteria dating back at least to medieval times. (It's also criteria that, historically, tend to get most Slayers killed before reaching the age of 20). She gamely jumps through hoop after hoop, with the Council members frowning disapprovingly at her supposedly sub-par performance, causing her to question her own abilities and judgment, finding any means necessary to take away her sense of power so she can be manipulated and controlled. Buffy figures it out, eventually. And she takes her power back. The fundamental situation she faces hasn't changed, just how she chooses to react to it. And that shift in attitude makes all the difference. (Historical note: famed martial artist Bruce Lee had one leg that was shorter than the other. He was told he'd probably never be a great kung fu practitioner because of his physical "disability," but instead of accepting that short-sighted verdict, he designed his own style, jeet kune do, which capitalized on his strengths. Bruce also took back his power.)
That's the real lesson I find in Buffy and the physics of the martial arts, beyond the basic scientific principles. There will always be someone more than willing to tell you how much you suck, why you can't do well at something you love and wish to pursue, why you aren't fit to share the same air as more exalted beings blessed with that elusive "innate ability." They'll try to make you doubt yourself, because some people just can't stand it when others excel. Some people are just mean-spirited that way. That doesn't make them right. It's important to understand the stark realities of what you face, but if you really, really want to succeed -- whether it's in the martial arts, the sciences, or any other field that ignites your passion, don't let a few naysayers douse your enthusiasm. That's when you set about working within those constraints, addressing those shortcomings that are within your power to change, and figuring out how your particular strengths can work to your advantage. Find your inner Slayer and take back your power.
Yeah, I know. Easier said than done. But that's what Buffy would do. And it's what our greatest scientists do, day after day, pushing the boundaries of what is possible a little bit at a time.
So Jen, should a real Martial Arts Master be able to stop a speeding bullet, do a 180, and hurl it back at his opponent in the blink of an eye, or is that just a computer gamne move.
PS - The Laws of Physics and Traffic
Congestion charges increase the fluid movement of congested traffic proportional to the charges - by removing the traffic that does not to be in the jam, or cannot afford the congestion charge.
Incidentally it has also been proven mathematically and by the laws of physics that fast traffic coming in to a congested area - and grinding to a halt ... would make more progress if the speed was spread more evenly ... you know if we could control the traffic speed (of individual drivers/vehicles) as if they were on a conveyor belt - or on a train.
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Posted by: Quasar9 | February 03, 2007 at 07:02 AM
we fought entropy and won
Given that the total amount of entropy in the universe is on the decrease, that totally explains the mess I came home to!
Will your Buffy book-tour be bringing you out to the Bay Area at all?
Posted by: Dr. Free-Ride | February 04, 2007 at 12:06 AM
Hi Ed, I see you are of the Lubosite elk
I have no problem with women choosing to be whatever they want to be - not many volunteer to be road diggers - but with a mechanical digger they can dig roads with the best.
As for equality, we are decidedly different
There is one thing for sure men cannot do, and that is give birth, though I'm sure if more than one scientist had their way (and not only women) we'd have to taste the alleged joys or 'birth pangs' too.
PS - I saw that film with Kenneth Brannagh and Emma Thompson last night, where they are possibly reincarnated in the body of a different gender than in a previous life. That still does not excuse or justify someone thinking they are a woman in a man's body wanting to change his gender ... but though not strictly speaking scientific it does bring the concept of Quantumness and gender into the debate. If a Man is someone in a male body -
Is a Man's Mind 'exclusively' in a male brain?
Posted by: Quasar9 | February 04, 2007 at 05:37 AM
Edward Brent,
You are frickin' HILARIOUS! Your comment and your blog are about the most masterful send-ups of retrograde male sexism that I've seen since Andy Kaufman wrestled women 25 years ago! You've got the voice of Unfrozen Caveman Sexist down to an absolute tee!
Well, I have to thank you for giving me such a wonderful laugh to brighten up my morning! Man, the character whose voice you're writing in is such a throwback to less enlightened times--it's the most excellent satire. It's good to be reminded of how much better women have it these days. Thank you!
Posted by: Kristin | February 04, 2007 at 10:57 AM
I'm with Kristin. This is a great piece of satire, since Edward can't possibly be serious, because what he doesn't know about genetics would obviously fill volumes.
Posted by: Lee Kottner | February 04, 2007 at 11:55 AM
My dear Mr. Brent,
It takes a great comedic talent to not break character, I must say! Sacha Baron Cohen did a great job as Borat, you know, always playing Borat in all his interviews when he was promoting his movie even though in real life Sacha Baron Cohen is a Cambridge-educated comedian who is not at all the misogynistic and racist Borat (who I have to say, comes across as more good-natured and open-minded than your character--you may want to work on that. Characters have to have at least some facet of likeability for audiences to respond to them.)
But if this isn't a made-up character that you're playing, then I apologize for totally misconstruing your intent. (I mean, after all, I am only a woman with a mind far inferior to your most superior intelligence.) In that case, I would say that you are someone who has some serious anger issues and you should look into psychological treatment. You could also consult a neurologist to see if you might not be afflicted with Asperger syndrome. (You may want to check out the Wikipedia entry on this syndrome, which can afflict highly intelligent people: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome) I hope you find the help you need, and good luck!
Posted by: Kristin | February 04, 2007 at 12:39 PM
If Mr. Brent is joking, it's not very amusing. Looking at his site last night, he not only says that the "chatterbox" gender is mentally inferior, but non-white races as well. Plus he links to some conspiracy site that says Jews are hiding evidence of the Holocaust, moon landing hoax, other conspiracy theories...blah, blah, blah. He doesn't like "Buffy" either. If he's playing "satirical provoker," it's dime-a-dozen nuttiness, quite boring save the video satire he posted on Microsoft's "IPOD" packaging.
IOW, if I could be Jennifer for the day, I'd delete and flush the psyhosophist. ;-)
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Posted by: TBB | February 04, 2007 at 01:16 PM
Oh, that should be "psychosophist"...though does it really matter?
Posted by: TBB | February 04, 2007 at 01:27 PM
Hi Edward Brent,
you might wanna google Lubos (for Lubos-site).
Are you saying that every male brain is superior to every female brain. I mean I know in the Olympics we have male 'races' and female 'races' - but I'm not ashamed to admit a one hundred meter female olympic gold medallist is faster than I - though of course a handful of males on earth may be able to easily beat her best time.
Gosh if only 'US' white males were half as smart and half as fast as they think they collectively are, the US wouldn't have needed to recruit European Scientists during and after world war II or European & Russian Scientists of both genders during and since the cold war, or Asian Scientists (Japanese, Chinese & Indian) again of both genders.
But hey if you were trying to court controversy, I'm sure the ladies from Cocktail Party Physics do not need One to stand up for them - I reckon one or two could give you a ko punch and leave you punch drunk, in whichever field or discipline you choose.
Posted by: Quasar9 | February 04, 2007 at 01:55 PM
Let's not give Edward any more free publicity for his lunacy. We can't have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. And nobody who reads this blog is going to change their mind, or go to your website, Edward, or buy your book, despite the fact that you're not shy about riding the coattails of a female author who is both smarter and more successful than you. Run along, now, and troll elsewhere.
Posted by: Lee Kottner | February 04, 2007 at 02:10 PM
TBB is quite right, and I shall delete the troll's comments. Would have done so earlier, but I've been traveling and didn't see the thread until now. We shall not feed the trolls... :)
Posted by: Jennifer Ouellette | February 04, 2007 at 05:13 PM
Well said, Jennifer!
Posted by: JoAnne | February 04, 2007 at 11:09 PM
You might want to google the name Cheng Man Ching. He was a Tai Chi Master from New York. He wrote several books on Tai Chi Chuan. He was a small man. There are pictures of him in one of his books easily fending off larger men with out much effort on his part.
Posted by: George Losoncy | February 11, 2007 at 01:40 PM