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How much of the stuff do we need to hairlift in? What about creating levee bangs?

I wondered why we haven't heard more about the "oil eating bacteria" since that sounds like such an elegant solution, the multiple "flavors" of oil is great explanation as to why it's not that simple. Still couldn't they release a "cocktail" of micro-oorganisms, and the appropriate one would feast and reproduce?

On the other hand, I read a scifi story ages ago called "Mutant 59: The Plastic Eaters" about bioengineered bacteria that were intended to eat a specific material, but then mutated to "eat" regular plastics and created havoc by destroying insulation on wires, etc. Planes crashing, power grids crippled, you get the picture.

Salons around the country are collecting hair (one example). There is really a shortage of stockings for stuffing the hair into, as very few people now wear them (and thus very few are produced). A group of transvestites from San Francisco are now trying to collect stockings for the project. This is 12 years old but explains how hair works.

Surely what we need is a set of big floating separation tanks ... pump or paddle the top layer of oily water into one tank until it's full, then start filling up tank 2 while the contents of tank 1 settle and separate, then you move the top few feet of oil and water from tank 1 to tank 3, dump the lower section of smelly but basically oil-free water back into the sea, and start filling up tank 1 again.

Couldn't we just modify an oil tanker?
With a whole set of tanks and pipes to play with, the process could run continuously. Use the existing dragged-boom system to scoop up and concentrate the oily water, then slurp it into the tank for processing. A couple of tugs attached to mile-long collector booms on either side, tension sensors in the booms, a GPS-coordinated engine control system ...

Thank you for sharing cool ideas about oil spill clean up.

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